Found in the Childrens' ward of a former mental hospital. They were found by a dashingly daring adventurer, who was not and I repeat not wandering around an old mental institution looking for old straight jackets and the leprechaun who stole his umbrella. Written by the children these letters were inspirational to our adventurer. He therefore felt it necessary to collect some of these letters (the ones not written in blood.)(ok some of these too.) into THE BOOK. A guide that will take you through the five levels of insanity.
Five Levels of Insanity
1. Hallucination
2. Incoherence
3. Kleptomania
4. Pyromania
5. Popcornmania
He Believed these writing will give the reader a deeper incite into the inner working of the human mind (even if it only be a human mind that was hit with a baseball bat, a truck, or a kangaroo. On a  related note never drink the Kangaroo smoothly at Arbunkles Australian restaurant. It has quite a kick.(bad joke but couldn't resist)).  Believing that these writings will baffle the soul and dishearten the mind. He believed that these writings will some how make the world a more Insane place and through proxy a better place.
Warning the finder of these books may have been insane himself and possibly had a split personality who wrote this history.

"This is What I sent You to college for."
- Dad

I laughed I Cried, then I took my medication, and read the book.."
- Random manic depressive

"I loved it, No we hated it, No i loved it, No we hated it"
- Schizophrenic   Larry

"Richard Moore is singularly leading to the corruption of the youth of America."
-Mom

"Get him Boys."
- Doctor Harrington and his team of White Coats

"The Funniest book I've read since the Bible."
-John the Atheist

Burn it, Burn it All, except this book, which I absolutely love.
- Johnny the Pyro